reads entire volumes of encyclopedias on her lunch breaks. She enjoys bodybuilding, gambling, feeding the homeless, scavenging clearance racks, creating awkward silences, and occasionally challenging authority. She is a Nobel Peace Prize, Dayime Emmy, and Grammy award winner. When she's not competing on the US Olympic Scrabble Team, you can find her throwing down ill beats with multiplatinum artists, jumping through rings of fire, playing freeze tag, memorizing the Periodic Table of Elements, putting out the vibe, and dealing with the consequences of being so awesome. She is the subject of numerous documentaries and has had various brushes with fame. Jenny is best known for her fashionably late appearances and once discovering the meaning of life, but forgetting to write it down. If Jenny were any form of punctuation, she'd be an exclamation point. She's broken various world records, including most phonebooks ripped in half in an hour. Jenny resides in a far-off galaxy with her computer, 64% of her dignity, and her lifetime supply of chocolate.
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